Sunday, August 31, 2008
Nice choice dickhead
Putting aside John McCain's obvious pandering to the religious right and stupid, gullible women who voted for Hillary because she has a vajayjay (vs because of her experience or policy direction), the GOP's newly minted proposed commander in chief waiting is a doozy. Not only does she support drilling for natural gas in Alaska's wildlife reserve, she also sued the Bush government for placing polar bears on the endangered species list, denies climate change, if it exists at all, has anything to do with humans, and she 'hunts' wolves by chasing after them in an airplane to wear them out, then shoots them after they're exhausted. Hail Jebus. That's the kind of gal many Americans would love to have as their next president, given that McCain is a cranky old man a hair away from a massive fatal coronary. Can we sever the 49th parallel and float as far away from these freaks as possible? I'm afraid...
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
I did it - BFD
Much to the embarrassment of my long-suffering but loving mate Stevo, I walked my talk. Yesterday, on a joint jaunt through our local hood, we noticed that yet again the evil polluters on Station Street put their garbage out way too early and way too public. This time, in the form of a busted up old vacuum cleaner on the sidewalk, in advance of today's recycling pick up. Recycling pick up, not garbage pick up. So, in broad daylight, I huffed said vacuum onto their front lawn. Steve suggests I may have an anger management issue. I personally think I demonstrated serious restraint by not throwing the GD thing through the super's window. Regardless, I didn't experience any retaliation today - only because my protest fell on silent ears. This morning - garbage, EVERYWHERE in front of the offending shit hole. I can't believe I touched that thing - probably full of roach chrysalis (do roaches even have a chrysalis ? dunno, but I like the word...) - and got nothing but a go-fuck-yourself in return. I hate them.
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