Golf Greens Suck

Our governments - federal and provincial - have a lot of nerve suggesting we take short showers and turn off the tap while brushing our teeth, when they continue to make side deals with mining and gas companies to dump tailings in ponds, and give 10 golf clubs enough water to hydrate 25,000 households. Fuckers. If I were childish, I'd run around my house turning on all my taps, laughing maniacally. But I'm not. I'm concerned. And I think golf sucks, and is just an excuse for bad fashion. And water wasting. I repeat. Fuckers. See what you make me do?